Who's Is It and What’s My Name?

Really? When you find yourself with a man that can’t hit it, it would be in your best interest to let him know - immediately. It’s easier to teach him how to please you when your sexual relationship is new, that way you can blame his short comings on the newness of the relationship. If you pretend he’s doing something when he’s not, when you finally do become fed up with not being satisfied and begin to mention how you wish he could do more for you, you will release a side of him that would make Rumpelstiltskin’s head spin. No matter how delicately you phrase it, his ego will never be able to handle you telling him he can’t screw. After all he’s been hittin it; he knows this because you’ve been lying to him telling him how good it was when it wasn’t. Anything you say after telling him it’s his, in his eyes, means you’re lying and you want to be with someone else. You have assaulted his manhood and now you’re a whore. If he’s someone you truly love and would prefer not to lose – you lose anyway because now he will forever have a point to prove.  He will be on top of you, behind you and under you banging away like a madman asking you over and over again whose is it and what’s my name? He will swear he’s doing something when all he’s really doing is making your inner legs sore. Why? Because in his world, He with the most power is the ruler.  And what better way to display power than by applying a little pain. Banging away on you shows you he’s in control and thus knows what he’s doing.  You will have to always tell him it’s his and he’s the one otherwise you’re a ho. Oh and be prepared to be on your knees more than ever.  You will now have to idolize him because he is King and can’t handle the truth!

So the first time he asks Whose Is It? You’d better speak up and say in your softest voice, I’m glad you asked, let me show you how to make it all yours…..